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If you're a MiSTie fan, you'll love this!

Goodbye, you un-funny weird man!
 
The Japanese Don Knotts!
 
Is his watch right? We may never know...
 
An alien race too proud to ask for directions.
 
Oh, a general alert. Will it affect my bowtie?
 
Ah! The Stanley Cup has invaded Earth!
 
That's a LOT more interesting than a spaceship! A CAR!
 
What message speak the drums?
 
Looks more like an upside-down flying wheelbarrow with a scoop on top!
 
I have no powers, but I can skip reasonably well.
 
I am PRINCE of SPACE!
 
Powered by rotted fish, I will DEFEAT you!
 
Mom says I have to wear this in space when it's cold.
 
Engage the musical saw.
 
Well, all I know is I want my chicken puppet back. -Crow
 
Ready and.... mince-mince-mince-mince-mince...
 
Well, we're gonna pop in here for some sushi burritos...
 
For some reason, it doesn't work on hats.
 
If I could only reach this fried squid!...
 
Dear japan. Bite me. Love, Prince of Space.
 
Oh the insanity - Oh, the japanity!
 
Goodbye, people I seem to share a house with.
 
They call me PHAN-tom of KRAN-kor!
 
Sling me over there, trusty string.
 
Saying it's me will have no effect on me.
 
He waved his stinky foot at me!
 
Is this just a really slow chase scene? With one car?
 
Would you mind if I paid you in tic-tacs?
 
Report any suspicious movements...
I had a suspicious movement after breakfast!
 
*sings* When I was Japanese, it was a very good year...
 
Run, slave labor! I mean, kids... kids.
 
Chickens are too stupid to mutiny.
 
Welp, time for our daily empty-threat session.
 
Like, wander around aimlessly and gain weight.
 
Yep, agonizing death, no doubt about it.
 
That is one CRAFTY parking meter.
 
I'll throw my doll at you!
 
Ha. Made-you-duck.
 
Make it *breakk!*
 
Your guns are useless, but scare the crap outta me.
 
The easily bamboozled Prince of Space.
 
No accumulated memory WHATsoever.
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Everything looks blossomed.
You blossomed and fried my HEAD?!?
 
Sorry to be so naughty. We're just badlands, I guess.
 
I must have blacked out -
Uh, excuse me, you African-Americaned out.
 
She's sleeping so pinkfully.
 
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It's the LL Bean Gang!
 
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